Natalie Portman is so hot and awesome I would construct some sort of elaborate scheme to get myself near her, set my penis on fire and then throw myself into her arms screaming:
“MY GENITALS ARE MELTING! THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE TO SAVE THEM IS TO EXTINGUISH MYSELF IN YOUR SWEET CANDY CROTCH! WATER? WATER!? THERE IS NO TIME! LETS DO THIS!”
And my guess is that she would do it, because she is a good person. Plus she was just about the only part of the new Star Wars movies that didnt suck fucking shit.
Here is a link to the actual video, if youre interested, …http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps
CJ Spec 