I Do Illusions, Tricks are What a Whore Does for Money

Some random DtoD mag had a cool feature on the tubular Magician JZX110 MkII.

So I scanned it, eeer took a photo of it.

Drooooooooool

You can cop the big boy version from here

Good Day

Mobbed around Vancouver today, caught a nice sunset off Stanley Park and got to mmess around with the panarama settings on the new cheap cam I got.

Here is a nice view of some houses in North Van and a boat…BOAT!

This is a cool shot, UBC is out there on that little point.

Its kinda a bummer I couldnt get any shots of Vancouver itself, its so damn beautiful.

Better sizes

Comps VS Goofing around

Im in the midst of a rather spirited debate with some other CO fellas regarding driffting comps vs. goofing around.

Ill sum up my answer with a post…why do a comp when you can be doing this crap?

Make NO mistake, All Star bash is saving drifting. I cant wait for this summer!

Im on a Dolphin, Doin’ Flips n’ Shit

Its about time anything SNL related was funny again.

Sweatin Fatties in Da Club

Man, im kinda hungover from last night, so Ill post some pictures of Kevins Sweet rotary powered Levin to return the favor he did me last night by saying “Hey dude, that girl is fat, dont do it!”

Freaky Friday

Sorry I havent updated too much, been super busy with mid-terms and such.

Lets be friends again!

hey guy, your initiation sucked.

Spirit of 77? in 2009?

So me and RiskyDevil Brucey were just chatting about music and it turns out we both used to like the same shitty obscure punk rock bands.

Turns out, time just makes this stuff better.

“This is where the good times end with his blood spilled on the pavement with a broken bottle in his and and a knife stabbed in his back”

“drivin 10grand cars drinkin hotel bars, even makin money in bed”

“Texas is an outrage when your husband is dead
Texas is an outrage when they pick up his head
Texas is the reason that the president’s dead”

GOOD TIMES

LOLZORZ 1995 Drifting

While this guy was busy being awesome in Japan I was drooling over the Nintendo 64 and sneaking into the basement at my Dad’s house to try and catch a glipse of a nipple on the scrambled playboy channel.

In retrospect i have no idea if the nipple i tugged to where male or female.

Its kinda a bummer that 90% of the USA isnt even at this level, even style wise.

BURN YOUR SPORTMAX

Reason Japan is Awesome #365

Nice helmet hahaha

I <3 Natalie Portman

Natalie Portman is so hot and awesome I would construct some sort of elaborate scheme to get myself near her, set my penis on fire and then throw myself into her arms screaming:

“MY GENITALS ARE MELTING! THE ONLY CHANCE I HAVE TO SAVE THEM IS TO EXTINGUISH MYSELF IN YOUR SWEET CANDY CROTCH! WATER? WATER!?  THERE IS NO TIME! LETS DO THIS!”

And my guess is that she would do it, because she is a good person. Plus she was just about the only part of the new Star Wars movies that didnt suck fucking shit.

Here is a link to the actual video, if youre interested, …http://www.hulu.com/watch/1404/saturday-night-live-snl-digital-short-natalie-raps